Donald Trump Proposes Budget That Mangles Food Stamp And Medicaid Programs

On Tuesday, Donald Trump’s $4.1 trillion budget proposal will be officially introduced, but we already know some of its more grisly details. Our orb-fondling, foot-swallowing POTUS imagines a vastly restructured government without the Affordable Care Act, reshaped by tremendous lacerations to Medicaid, food stamp, and…

An Attempt At Untangling The Legend Of Madison Bumgarner Dating A Girl Named Madison Bumgarner

Madison Bumgarner, the larger-than-life ace of the San Francisco Giants, carries the backstory of the hero in a tall tale. He began chewing tobacco in the fifth grade; he got married in blue jeans; he chopped up a rattlesnake with an axe and saved the two baby bunnies he found inside. But one story has fascinated fans…

Titus Finally Takes Center Stage in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt—But at What Cost?

Now in its third season, Netflix’s Unbreakable Kimmy Schimdt is closer than ever to fulfilling its destiny of becoming, rightfully, The Titus Andromedon Show, with the always captivating and charming Tituss Burgess claiming more and more screen time and the storyline of Ellie Kemper’s Kimmy fading into the background.


Clarence Thomas Miraculously Joins Supreme Court Ruling Against North Carolina Gerrymandering

It takes a lot to surprise me during these dark days of the Trump presidency but today somehow delivered two eye-poppers with one stone. On Monday, the Supreme Court struck down the congressional map of North Carolina, ruling that it unconstitutionally used race to determine districts. Perhaps even more surprising is…